The Conflict and the Interest 3D Render, Digital Artwork by Skribbler

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The Conflict and the Interest

3D Render by Skribbler

This is my favorite part of being in a committed relationship.

Your partner is looking at themselves in a full length mirror or vanity or something like that. From their body language and facial expressions, you can tell they’re having that same ol’ internal crisis: “Something doesn’t look right. Is it too tight? Is it showing too much? It looked better in the store. They probably thinks I look fat in this”…and so it goes.

And the whole time, you’re sitting there thinking to yourself, “Damn, they fine. And I get to call them MINE. Like…look at them. Sweet Jesus, blessings upon blessings. How do they not know how bad they are? And do they know how often I think about touching them? Hmm…I don’t think they’d mind if I just…like…took me a lil piece of this action going on back here…just a lil pinch o’ it…”