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Bwahahaha! And such a fine host.......huh?
3D Render by dirtrider00Ah the irony! Too hibernate for thousands of years, the fate of your species relying on you to reconnect with a host, and in all your eagerness, you forget to evaluate your surroundings!
Just having fun! Starting to think my humor comes from reading way to many Spy vs Spy paperbacks and Mad comics as a kid.
Just having fun! Starting to think my humor comes from reading way to many Spy vs Spy paperbacks and Mad comics as a kid.
Oh honey, this ain't your average beach daythis is "National Geographic: Goddess Edition."
Our majestic beach queen out here strutting like she owns the shoreline, probably thinking she's the host of some luxury resort for ancient spirits. Little did she know, she's not the host... she's the hors d'oeuvre!
This resurrected prehistoric poultry didn't crawl out of a thousand-year nap for sunscreen and small talkit's serving "Hunger Games: Avian Vengeance." That bird clocked her like, "Mmm... divine with a side of delusion!"
Sis thought she was summoning the past. Plot twist: the past summoned her. Talk about "from goddess to garnish" real quick!
Moral of the story? When ancient alien buzzards show up uninvited, maybe don't walk around in your birthday suit thinking you're the main character... unless you're okay being the main course.
Now someone pass that bird a bib and cue the theme music. This beach just turned into a buffet!
Our majestic beach queen out here strutting like she owns the shoreline, probably thinking she's the host of some luxury resort for ancient spirits. Little did she know, she's not the host... she's the hors d'oeuvre!
This resurrected prehistoric poultry didn't crawl out of a thousand-year nap for sunscreen and small talkit's serving "Hunger Games: Avian Vengeance." That bird clocked her like, "Mmm... divine with a side of delusion!"
Sis thought she was summoning the past. Plot twist: the past summoned her. Talk about "from goddess to garnish" real quick!
Moral of the story? When ancient alien buzzards show up uninvited, maybe don't walk around in your birthday suit thinking you're the main character... unless you're okay being the main course.
Now someone pass that bird a bib and cue the theme music. This beach just turned into a buffet!
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