"Oh. She threw you at the wall again?? Just tell her your skin conatains hallucinogen substances, surely she will lick and with a bit of luck this counts as a kiss and you are free again."

The non-painterly version can be seen shortly on my Rendo account.

Credit for the free frog (along with the well, the ball and all that) goes to Mysticartdesign, who provides amazing freebies on DA/sharecg and Rendo.