I know. I know. The actual line is, "I had to let him go."

Really, Arnie? In the ladies room? Knowing you blow things up all the time, you had to do it in the ladies room?

All kidding aside, any consistent dive bar patron knows that the ladies rooms are often cleaner. In fact, one of my frequent haunts frequently has men piss on the toilet paper to ensure it can't be used. Rant over. Hope you enjoy this.