This story comes to you from Reddit's G.I. Joe forum. I've been on a spree collecting numerous classified series action figures. I often browse this forum and stumble upon treasures like this story.

You can view the original here: https://www.reddit.com/r/gijoe/comments/1f774k9/a_womans_scorn/

In any case, this was a delightful little project that provided a nice change of pace for me.