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A Woman You Can't Have
3D Render by Causam3DIn real life, you're talking a hundred grand for the wedding, three times that for the honeymoon, at least ten times that for the little gifts you'll have to spring on her to get her to the church at all, half of what you're worth to pay for lawyers when she decides you really do have enough to make it worth her while to marry you just for the alimony and divorce settlement, and on and on.
Or you can just buy her from us. For the next 14 hours, she's on sale at 30% off in our store. That version doesn't like lawyers, is incredibly affectionate and goes away when you click "File --> Close". And the best part is, just like with real women, the 3D version is only a figment of your imagination. You're in love with an idea of her, not the real thing. So there really isn't any difference other than the price.
But it's up to you.
Or you can just buy her from us. For the next 14 hours, she's on sale at 30% off in our store. That version doesn't like lawyers, is incredibly affectionate and goes away when you click "File --> Close". And the best part is, just like with real women, the 3D version is only a figment of your imagination. You're in love with an idea of her, not the real thing. So there really isn't any difference other than the price.

But it's up to you.