Thank you so much, again I feel very honored.

In the 50/60ies there was a comedian named Heinz Erhard who would say (not knowing about "gendering"): "The German forest, on the left, a tree, on the right, a treesse: walk slowly through it, but not too slow, or ivy will rank around your feet." He never mentioned nicking boots, however.

I know, jokes never translate well, but here's the original.

Thanks again.

Je parierai que l'image était pour mettre en évidence le chignon et que le reste est venu par hasard !
Belle transposition !