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Good Day - Bad Day 03
3D Render by CybOrSpasm.
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Okay, let's examine this situation.
Three people were abruptly introduced to each other on this hot Arizona day, but only one of them is about to have their day completely screwed!
Can you guess which one?
No, no, no! It's not the dude on the bike!
Oh, he's going to wind up embarrassed, and with some pretty nasty road rash to show off, but that's just it.
Look at the view he had while flying through the air! Guess where his face ended up at the end of that flight!
You going to tell me it wasn't worth a little road rash?
Dude! Put on your big boy panties and walk it off!
Think of the tale, scabs, and lies he's going to be able to show off to his buddies and the barmaids at the pub later that night!
Nope, he's had a great day, even if he doesn't know it yet!
Besides, he should have kept his eyes on the road! Moron...
What about poor Miranda?
Also not having a bad day, just a minor inconvenience.
One thing you'll never hear Miranda complain about, is having someone's face plastered tight against her bottom!
Then she looked down at dude laying in the dirt at her feet... The expression on his face!
She actually wet herself a little, she laughed so hard!
No friends, the only one who had a bad day, was me!
That's right, yours truly, driving along in my delivery van, minding my own business, trying to make my deliveries on time, when I see this disaster occur right in front of me. Sure I could have just driven past, but yo know me... Always gotta be the knight in shining armor.
Now I gotta drag dumbass dude and dumbass dude's bike outta my freaking way so I can change her tire for her!
All the while listening to dude whine about how he might have broken a bone or something, and could someone call him an ambulance etc. etc...
Man, shut up! What part of walk it off did you not hear?
Aaaand if I am being honest, my day wasn't actually all that bad...
Turned out Miranda has a bit of a grandpa/grandfather/Santa Clause fetish thing going on.
Ya, that's right peeps, I got her phone number! Didn't even ask for it!
And here we are, years later, still going strong! };] Peace out!
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.
Okay, let's examine this situation.
Three people were abruptly introduced to each other on this hot Arizona day, but only one of them is about to have their day completely screwed!
Can you guess which one?
No, no, no! It's not the dude on the bike!
Oh, he's going to wind up embarrassed, and with some pretty nasty road rash to show off, but that's just it.
Look at the view he had while flying through the air! Guess where his face ended up at the end of that flight!
You going to tell me it wasn't worth a little road rash?
Dude! Put on your big boy panties and walk it off!
Think of the tale, scabs, and lies he's going to be able to show off to his buddies and the barmaids at the pub later that night!
Nope, he's had a great day, even if he doesn't know it yet!
Besides, he should have kept his eyes on the road! Moron...
What about poor Miranda?
Also not having a bad day, just a minor inconvenience.
One thing you'll never hear Miranda complain about, is having someone's face plastered tight against her bottom!
Then she looked down at dude laying in the dirt at her feet... The expression on his face!
She actually wet herself a little, she laughed so hard!
No friends, the only one who had a bad day, was me!
That's right, yours truly, driving along in my delivery van, minding my own business, trying to make my deliveries on time, when I see this disaster occur right in front of me. Sure I could have just driven past, but yo know me... Always gotta be the knight in shining armor.
Now I gotta drag dumbass dude and dumbass dude's bike outta my freaking way so I can change her tire for her!
All the while listening to dude whine about how he might have broken a bone or something, and could someone call him an ambulance etc. etc...
Man, shut up! What part of walk it off did you not hear?
Aaaand if I am being honest, my day wasn't actually all that bad...
Turned out Miranda has a bit of a grandpa/grandfather/Santa Clause fetish thing going on.
Ya, that's right peeps, I got her phone number! Didn't even ask for it!
And here we are, years later, still going strong! };] Peace out!
Obligatory Disclaimer:
No A.I.s were used or harmed while creating this image.
My images are NOT to be posted on ANY other web site without my express permission!
My art may NOT be used for or by Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) programs, apps, generators, etc. in the creation of "new" art.
All digital models have been digitally DNA tested, and are digitally confirmed to be at least a digital age of 59 digital years old, and have digitally consented to have their digitally rendered pictures posted... digitally.
All images have an "invisible" watermark/copyright. Open the image in Photoshop or other program that is able to show only the blue color channel, and it will be visible.
Please fav, follow, and especially comment, show others, etc. After all, that's the whole reason we post this stuff in the first place!
This is hilarious render. 
And I admire your enthusiasm.
And I admire your enthusiasm. REPLY
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CybOrSpasm
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Thu, Jul 03I thank you very much, I am glad you enjoyed it!
I do try to add a little humor to most all my work.
Thank you also for taking time to comment. That is important to me. };]
I do try to add a little humor to most all my work.
Thank you also for taking time to comment. That is important to me. };]
mrtaured
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Thu, Jul 03Same. I wish people would do it more. It pays off sometimes both ways. More people need to say hello and how are you in real life too and put them damn phones down 
haha
hahaCybOrSpasm
Karma: 1,039
Thu, Jul 03"...put them damn phones down..."
Sad but true: I work for a large auto auction that employs a large number of "elderly" people (60s through 80s!). Each day I see those same old farts (of which I am one) with their noses in their phones just as often as the younger workers there!
Weirds me out! };]
My nose on the other hand, is firmly glued to my e-book! }:]
Sad but true: I work for a large auto auction that employs a large number of "elderly" people (60s through 80s!). Each day I see those same old farts (of which I am one) with their noses in their phones just as often as the younger workers there!
Weirds me out! };]
My nose on the other hand, is firmly glued to my e-book! }:]
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