Pirate Pixie Morgan on the Beach 3D Render, Digital Artwork by CybOrSpasm

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Pirate Pixie Morgan on the Beach

3D Render by CybOrSpasm

"There, do you like that title better?"

"Chirp"

"Okay now, what is the story behind this picture?"

"Chuuiirp chip chiip chuirp"

"Morgan, the people can clearly see in the picture that there are not a dozen pirates attacking you... It's one crab, with a few seagulls watching."

"Churp Chiirp, Chirpp!"

"Okay okay, you might have killed them outside the picture already... But what about what they are seeing in the picture now?"

"Chiirrrp chirp, chuuuurp churp churp! Chhhhhhirrrp churp chirp!"

"After vanquishing the twenty pirates, their giant killer crab and seagull henchmen ambushed and attacked you..."

"Wait a sec, you said there were only a dozen pirates a second ago..."

"Chirp chhuurrpp chirrp churrp!"

"I see, you killed twelve of them, and the other eight ran away when they saw how fearsome you were. Got it"

"Wait, nope. You already said you "vanquished" all twenty pirates... Does running away really count as being vanquished?"

"CHIRP!"

"Okay, okay... It's your story... I'm just sayin'!"

"Churpppp chirrrp chiiirp chhhurp?"

"No, writing this stuff isn't easy! You have to keep track of all your facts, and still make your story interesting."

"Here, let me help you a little.
Okay, so "Suddenly, a giant killer crab bursts out of the sand at Captain Morgan's feet, sending her sprawling in the sand!"

"However, Morgan's lightening fast reflexes take over and she leaps to her feet, her razor sharp cutlass at the ready!"

"Chiirpp Chhirrp!"

"Thank you, I'm glad you liked it! Now tell us what happens next... Oh, and don't forget the seagulls!"

"Chhuurrpp chirp, chiirrpp cchhuurrp cchhiirpp! CCCHHUURRPP! CHIRRP!"

"Now see, you're getting the hang of it!"

"The giant crab feinted an attack, and with your attention on it, you didn't see the killer seagulls coming up behind you!"

"Ya well, that is a lot closer to the truth than the people will know! Those gulls really did try to eat you! Okay okay, back to your story..."

"Chuuurp chiiirp, chuirp chirp churp chiirp!"

"But the dread pirate Captain Morgan was far to fast and cunning to be taken so easily, and with a few strokes of her cutlass she killed them all!"

"Sure are a blood thirsty pixie... Umm, okay, is that the end? You ended your story awfully quickly."

"Chirp churp, churp chiirp cherp squeee, chirp chuuuurp!"

"And that's how the Dread Pirate Captain Morgan slew defeated the evil pirates, and saved the Pirate Pixie Pizza Treasure to take back and share with her tribe."

"The End"

"Chuurp?"

"Hey, for your first time, not bad!"

We'll ummm... Keep practicing..."

I just did yet another of a thousand little "test renders", but figured I would post it just for the heck of it.
I was just going to do a quick little blurb when I uploaded this picture...
"Miranda and I took the pixies to the beach for a picnic, and I happened to capture the scene above."
See, short and sweet.
But nooooooo. It had to go all sideways as soon as my fingers touched the keyboard!
As with most of my stories, I have no clue where this one came from!