Lieutenant Binoche, that's who.

If the beautiful green-skinned lady you meet on the resort planet tells you she's a member of an interstellar crime syndicate who's only doing unspeakable things with you by night and parading you around as arm candy by day in order to gain leverage so she can blackmail you into servitude...you may not want to blithely assume it's just naughty role-playing.

Oh well. At least she got a fun candid out of it.