Behold our Wild Kelpie Battle Outfit for G9 and G8F, forged for the fearless warrior who looked upon full armor and declared, "Nay. The enemy deserves a sporting chance." Bound in weathered leather straps and optimism, this ensemble offers the freedom to swing a sword and suffer hypothermia in equal measure.
Ideal for barbarian queens, swamp raiders, and adventurers who treat proper clothing as a personal insult.

*Mostly* available anywhere where dignity goes to die beside sensible footwear (that'd be our Patreon). I've been working on this for a while, so the one or other piece has already been phased out of the Patreon rewards.

Then there's also a headpiece for it that I still have to finish...

If you're into heroic poor decision-making and prioritize winning every battle at the expense of losing every winter, you might like it.