He had led a quiet life in this village for a long time, until a whole string of beloved pets disappeared. It wasn’t until very much later that it came to light that the local butchers’ guild—in response to rising tourist numbers—was responsible for creatively meeting the demand for the local speciality: the hot dog. By that point, however, our poor fellow was already the world record holder in long-distance running.


(Testing some background figures from Powerage, Renderosity)