Win Prizes By Captioning Our New Character (CLOSED) (CLOSED)

Update:  This post has been problematic.  It is redone here because firstly I didn't post it correctly the first time.  Secondly I have twice lost my connection in the last few minutes trying to repost it -- I live near Houston and the hurricane is messing with wireless connectivity is my first guess.  So it may show up twice.  Apologies in advance.

Each of these images starts a sentence. Your mission is to finish the sentence for each image in the comments section below each image. You don't have to answer them all at once, you can take your time. One week from today, September 18th, we -- my business partner and I -- will post the winners.


Point system:

Humor, 1point to 5 points (the funnier the more points).

Originality, 1 point (it must be something someone hasn't already said in this thread).


Type your answers to include the starting words on the images. That will avoid confusion.


First Prize: any five products from the Causam3D store.


Second Prize: any three products from our store.


Third Prize: any one product from our store.


Good luck and have fun with it! starts a sentence. Finish it in the comments below.

You didn't happen to....see the paper clip that was holding my bra to its neck strap?
I could have sworn that...i put my panties back on!
Frankly, before...I'll go out with someone whose not cute and sexy I gotta get drunk!
That's because...I'm not really a girl!
You promised me that...before you came here tonight you'd at least have taken a shower!

LOL @grafkdesigner  

Who ended up winning this? I figured you would post the winners in this thread.