With the weapons of a woman (CLOSED)
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ArtbyMelFri, Apr 18, 2025
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I don't see anything unusual, so I'm confused as to what you mean. My mother has one very much like that, but it's green and called George (and was bloody expensive too). To be fair though, it's a quality piece of kit, well made and industiral-like and at least she hasn't burnt it out yet!
Meet George, the super-dependable vacuum cleaner :
https://www.currys.co.uk/products/numatic-george-gve370-3in1-cylinder-wet-and-dry-vacuum-cleaner-green-and-black-10157702.html
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Beautiful Misfits
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Thu, Mar 20, 2025George looks cute 
Take another look at the picture, the joke is easy to spot

Take another look at the picture, the joke is easy to spot

COMIXIANT
I know, but I only saw MKDAWUSS' post after posting mine refreshed the page - lol
I was sat a fair bit from the monitor and to be honest I thought it was a paint-briush symbol. George might be cute to your average unsuspecting female, but he's actually quite a beast, and that's just as well where my mother is concerned!
She'd quite happily suck-up a car if the nozzle were big enough!
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Thu, Mar 20, 2025I know, but I only saw MKDAWUSS' post after posting mine refreshed the page - lol
I was sat a fair bit from the monitor and to be honest I thought it was a paint-briush symbol. George might be cute to your average unsuspecting female, but he's actually quite a beast, and that's just as well where my mother is concerned!
She'd quite happily suck-up a car if the nozzle were big enough!
But we (women) all know that men are like cats, they are afraid of vacuum cleaners!
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COMIXIANT
Ah, but we men are more cunning than you might think!
- Man invented the vacuum cleaner in order to keep your metabolism up, and keep you fit and healthy!
- Man invented the washing machine in order to keep you sexually stimulated while he's away at work!
- Man invented Lycra in order to observe every detail and curve of your body, even when you're clothed!
- Man invented the camera in order to observe and enjoy your beauty, even when you're not present!
As you can see, man's dedication to woman is unrelenting, and always with woman's best interest at heart!
*Big Grin*
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Sat, Mar 22, 2025Ah, but we men are more cunning than you might think!
- Man invented the vacuum cleaner in order to keep your metabolism up, and keep you fit and healthy!
- Man invented the washing machine in order to keep you sexually stimulated while he's away at work!
- Man invented Lycra in order to observe every detail and curve of your body, even when you're clothed!
- Man invented the camera in order to observe and enjoy your beauty, even when you're not present!
As you can see, man's dedication to woman is unrelenting, and always with woman's best interest at heart!
*Big Grin*
Yep, I can see the humor in that.
I remember buying a new vacuum and splurging on a Dyson. The minute I fired that bad boy up, my cat who typically ignored such trivial things reared up and gave me a look of indignation. As if to say, what technological horror have you brought into MY home!
In solidarity with my cat, I agree.. Vacuums are weapons.
I remember buying a new vacuum and splurging on a Dyson. The minute I fired that bad boy up, my cat who typically ignored such trivial things reared up and gave me a look of indignation. As if to say, what technological horror have you brought into MY home!
In solidarity with my cat, I agree.. Vacuums are weapons.
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OMG... Yeah, the vacuum cleaner might actually be able to be used as a weapon though. LOL
On a side note. I've used a vacuum cleaner like that before, and it wasn't that tiny. Does the vendor not understand scale?
Oh wait... From the looks of the couch in the scene, it looks tiny too. That girl must be a giant!
On a side note. I've used a vacuum cleaner like that before, and it wasn't that tiny. Does the vendor not understand scale?
Oh wait... From the looks of the couch in the scene, it looks tiny too. That girl must be a giant!
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guy91600
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Tue, Mar 25, 2025Maybe the "photo" was generated by AI. We all know AI does weird things 
Or, another hypothesis: it's a photo montage created by a beginner who doesn't really understand proportions.

Or, another hypothesis: it's a photo montage created by a beginner who doesn't really understand proportions.
V8Infinite
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Thu, Apr 17, 2025Yes, the vacuum cleaner has a scale issue. It looks like a wet and dry vacuum, but the tank is quite large on this type of device. At a glance, it should be about twice its size.














