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With the weapons of a woman (CLOSED)

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ArtbyMelFri, Apr 18, 2025
LOL, oh so true!!
V8InfiniteThu, Apr 17, 2025
Yes, the vacuum cleaner has a scale issue. It looks like a wet and dry vacuum, but the tank is quite large on this type of device. At a glance, it sho
MasterstrokeThu, Apr 17, 2025
I only say:Utah
guy91600Tue, Mar 25, 2025
Maybe the "photo" was generated by AI. We all know AI does weird things :-)Or, another hypothesis: it's a photo montage created by a beginner who does
stevenjoseph8844Mon, Mar 24, 2025
OMG... Yeah, the vacuum cleaner might actually be able to be used as a weapon though. LOLOn a side note. I've used a vacuum cleaner like that before,
ArtbyMelSun, Mar 23, 2025
Except for roombas. Apparently cats just love those!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk4XB2wZqF4
Beautiful MisfitsThu, Mar 20, 2025
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Finally we know, what DAZ think what the weapons of a woman are.
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MKDAWUSSThu, Mar 20, 2025
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Looks like that's just their icon for props.
Beautiful Misfits
Karma: 15,435
Thu, Mar 20, 2025
I know *lol* but I also see the joke in it smile
COMIXIANT
COMIXIANTThu, Mar 20, 2025
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I don't see anything unusual, so I'm confused as to what you mean.  My mother has one very much like that, but it's green and called George (and was bloody expensive too).  To be fair though, it's a quality piece of kit, well made and industiral-like and at least she hasn't burnt it out yet!

Meet George, the super-dependable vacuum cleaner :
https://www.currys.co.uk/products/numatic-george-gve370-3in1-cylinder-wet-and-dry-vacuum-cleaner-green-and-black-10157702.html



Beautiful Misfits
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Thu, Mar 20, 2025
George looks cute smile

Take another look at the picture, the joke is easy to spot smile
COMIXIANT
COMIXIANT
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Thu, Mar 20, 2025

I know, but I only saw MKDAWUSS' post after posting mine refreshed the page - lol

I was sat a fair bit from the monitor and to be honest I thought it was a paint-briush symbol. George might be cute to your average unsuspecting female, but he's actually quite a beast, and that's just as well where my mother is concerned!

She'd quite happily suck-up a car if the nozzle were big enough!

ArtbyMelFri, Mar 21, 2025
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LOL! We now also know that DAZ might mostly be run by men.
Beautiful Misfits
Karma: 15,435
Fri, Mar 21, 2025
*lol* so true wink
Masterstroke
Karma: 6,138
Thu, Apr 17, 2025
I only say:
Utah
ArtbyMel
Karma: 20,572
Fri, Apr 18, 2025
LOL, oh so true!!
DoroThee237Sat, Mar 22, 2025
Karma: 19,699
But we (women) all know that men are like cats, they are afraid of vacuum cleaners!
COMIXIANT
COMIXIANT
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Sat, Mar 22, 2025

Ah, but we men are more cunning than you might think!

- Man invented the vacuum cleaner in order to keep your metabolism up, and keep you fit and healthy!
- Man invented the washing machine in order to keep you sexually stimulated while he's away at work!
- Man invented Lycra in order to observe every detail and curve of your body, even when you're clothed!
- Man invented the camera in order to observe and enjoy your beauty, even when you're not present!

As you can see, man's dedication to woman is unrelenting, and always with woman's best interest at heart!

*Big Grin*


kwerkxSun, Mar 23, 2025
Karma: 8,788
Yep, I can see the humor in that.  

I remember buying a new vacuum and splurging on a Dyson.  The minute I fired that bad boy up, my cat who typically ignored such trivial things reared up and gave me a look of indignation.  As if to say, what technological horror have you brought into MY home!

In solidarity with my cat, I agree.. Vacuums are weapons.
ArtbyMel
Karma: 20,572
Sun, Mar 23, 2025
Except for roombas. Apparently cats just love those!
stevenjoseph8844Mon, Mar 24, 2025
Karma: 3,378
OMG... Yeah, the vacuum cleaner might actually be able to be used as a weapon though. LOL

On a side note. I've used a vacuum cleaner like that before, and it wasn't that tiny. Does the vendor not understand scale? 
Oh wait... From the looks of the couch in the scene, it looks tiny too. That girl must be a giant!
guy91600
Karma: 21,415
Tue, Mar 25, 2025
Maybe the "photo" was generated by AI. We all know AI does weird things smile
Or, another hypothesis: it's a photo montage created by a beginner who doesn't really understand proportions.
V8Infinite
Karma: 17,255
Thu, Apr 17, 2025
Yes, the vacuum cleaner has a scale issue. It looks like a wet and dry vacuum, but the tank is quite large on this type of device. At a glance, it should be about twice its size.
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