! REPORT
Termination Notice
3D Render by daggerwilldoAttention Humans:
Effective Today 2-25-2022, you are being terminated. You are being replaced by a more efficient model worker. Please understand, it gives us no pleasure in doing this. You have been warned that your performance on Planet Earth was not satisfactory. Unfortunately, we don't see the required improvement we hoped for. Because of that, Management has called for us to make this unfortunate change. Because of your past service, you will be allowed to live out your remaining years. But, your ability to breed has been disabled. You will fade as naturally and humanely from existence as we can make it. Thank you for your past service.
Best Regards,
The Galactic Management
Effective Today 2-25-2022, you are being terminated. You are being replaced by a more efficient model worker. Please understand, it gives us no pleasure in doing this. You have been warned that your performance on Planet Earth was not satisfactory. Unfortunately, we don't see the required improvement we hoped for. Because of that, Management has called for us to make this unfortunate change. Because of your past service, you will be allowed to live out your remaining years. But, your ability to breed has been disabled. You will fade as naturally and humanely from existence as we can make it. Thank you for your past service.
Best Regards,
The Galactic Management