„What ya mean, I was naughty, old man?!“ scowled the ogre in despair.

„But I eaten only da bad homans not liked by otha homans!“

He looked so sad. Then his eyes lit up!

„Got it! Eaten not enough bad homans!“

„Still have time to eat more bad homans, have I?“

***

I wish all decent humans a Merry Xmas; everyone else, I wish to become food for an ogre!

Sincerely yours
AbyssalEros