Nope - the plate is egg-shaped

The thought of New Year's Eve is already close ... but it's not about lead. If you are as old as I am, you may remember the joke articles which, when lit, produced masses of a strange substance. Perhaps the date should also be examined more closely ... who knows?

Hey - are you talking about those poop donkeys that one had to have a cartridge put up their backside and then light it?

But of course not! How could I even consider rendering golden poop on an egg-shaped plate on a day like this.

*lol* that was exactly, what I was thinking about, but thought "never with this hole in the middle" *rofl* and, as you wrote, on a plate.
Some jokes never get old, old fashioned maybe, but not old

that was uh, kind of my interpretation too lol.

But sometimes a plate of golden poop is just a plate of golden poop.

@Maru:
Cheeky guy! What a cheeky guy you are LOL

But at least you got a few nice comments - I read other discussions on Rendo for the same sujet

@Putt001:
And sometimes you get served something you didn't think you had ordered ....

Have a great day

Had to laugh. I understood your image as soon as I saw it and know what you mean...but you're blessed. You made it this far. Many don't.

Thank you very much (and I just hope that you meant me and my picture - it's a bit confusing
here with the structure of the comments

Yes I did, we did and I hope for more...not gold ones but healthy, happy lives! Remember, the grass is greener on the other side of the fence cause there is more $hit there...and if you've heard the story about the little bird, that cursed when he fell out of the freezing sky.
A little bird was flying during a cold snow storm. It was so cold that the bird couldn’t fly anymore and fell down and landed near some barn. While lying down helpless on the ground, a cow came by and dropped a big poop on him. The poop was so warm that the little freezing bird started warming up and feeling better. The bird was so happy to feel warm that he started to sing. A cat heard the bird singing, so he followed the voice until he found the bird, so he dug him out of the poop and ate him.

Morals of the story:

Not everybody who shits on you is your enemy.

Not everybody who digs you out of the shit is your friend.

When you’re in deep shit, keep quiet.
and my moral...don't $hit gold cause I'll come a mining with a pick...lol.

Be content that you've aged like a great wine. Just look at your God given talent.

@dwindt:

Quite a lot of sh x t here
... but at least the material is biodegradable

Thank you for your story and your interpretation (which I would generally agree with 100%)
... just not in this case

Have a great day