Kweenies Charmed Chili is a great thing - as well as having useful magical properties and the ability to fly even large loads, it's good for other things too. As well as being used as a tent pole, seat, billiard stick or for fishing for sweets, the magic chili can also be used as a bo staff ... for example, when Kweenie encounters a Mhaga.

Mhagaz (plural) are chalk-white Morlock Morons with a mind at grass hub height who think they are better than all the races and classes around them. As Aquinian Protestants, they worship not only Mammon, but all who have much of it. Therefore, their true god is not called God, but BSF (Big Scarlet F). Persisting in blind, stupid and mindless obedience, they would eat 12 ft of BFS's sh x t - just to see where it comes out.

So it's no wonder that Kweenie swings her Charmed Chili when she meets one of these Morlocks ... especially when he starts hitting on her.



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