In the forest of nitwit family trees the one of Uahh - later known as Uahh the Hapless - became rather lopsided when he tried to end the present drought but – due to a minor misinterpretation – conjured a rather ill tempered bigfoot instead.


This failure would accompany Uahh for the rest of his whole life - meaning approximately 12 seconds - in which the aforementioned bigfoot trampled down the rather surprised shaman before storming off.


Unfortunately for mankind this allowed other branches of exactly this the family tree to flourish even better, leaving the world to cope with special celebrities like Britta the Toastburner and Finagellus the Mediocre (kindly invented by Snow Sultan for his image "Love an Fae will Save the Day" at DA).

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Another test render of my new setup - this one took amazing 18 minutes to render, but a wee bit longer to postwork.