Alf and Tina 3D Render, Digital Art by android65mar

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Alf and Tina

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Alf found Tina playing with her shotgun when he came back from work. “Hi sweetheart,he said tentatively as he perched himself on the edge of the settee.
“Do you have to sit there,she hissed before his bottom could kiss the red leather cushion. “I need to stretch my feet out you cock-womble!Alf sighed; Tina was just not herself recently.
“But Teens there’s nowhere else to sit he said wearily. “we sold the armchair last month,Alf pleaded with his girlfriend.
Tina didn’t answer, she slipped her glasses on and glared at Alf accusingly. “I needed that money you cucking funt!she growled, “how else am I going to buy all the shells I need?Alf took a deep breath and remembered his assertiveness classes: “But maybe you wouldn’t need so many shells if you’d stop shooting pigeons every evening.
“I’m providing for this family you arsehole!Alf jumped, his fun girlfriend suddenly not so fun anymore and now the gun was pointing at him. For a beat he froze in place, not daring to draw breath less it upset some delicate equilibrium.
What a great girl she was, full of energy, fantastic sex!
Now levelling a shotgun at his head.
“That’s a beautiful weapon babe!“Really!she exclaimed. “Thanks! She is gorgeous isn’t she?She was now using the barrel of the gun to poke Alf’s ear, the cold metal on his flesh and gun oil in his nose.
“Y-yeh, I can see you look after her well,said Alf, not sure why the gun was a she all of sudden, to be honest he hadn’t considered the gun’s gender before. “Why don’t you show me how it works,he said gamely. We can set up some plates on the garden fence!